On the way home from school today

 Mom to Ethan: “How was your field trip today? Where did you go?”

Ethan to Mom : “Pennsylvania”  (If I didn’t know any better I might have believed him)

Mom: “Really? How was your flight?”

Ethan: “Great. We jumped out of the plane and landed on the roof.”

Mom: “Cool. What color was your parachute?”

Ethan: “Red, white & blue”